A world full of laughter, sadness, happiness, anger, and above all else foolishness lies before you. What do you think?
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense
the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
I feel like this ask should be a part of this post
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
I can never get enough of this
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free