things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
I know this is not health related but how cool are these products? :P
I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE!
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
this is me
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.