Acting like a Fool
A world full of laughter, sadness, happiness, anger, and above all else foolishness lies before you. What do you think?
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HOLY CRAP…THE PIZZA’S HERE!!
Don’t mind if I do.
Well if you insist.
one time earlier this year someone asked me where i wanted to go to college and i said “burger king” because i thought they asked where i wanted to go for lunch and that pretty much sums up my life
My life.
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“That tacky bitch.” Ben Franklin
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it is a proven fact that on any ride home from a field trip there will be a group of white people singing on the bus
Truth
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Forever reblog
her ass was on hush mode, my nigga. hush mode.
People just need to read the whole book. If you like Zombies…dead people come back to life in it I hear.
So much truth at the moment
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My life.
Things I Say While Driving
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
