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HOLY CRAP…THE PIZZA’S HERE!!
Don’t mind if I do.
Well if you insist.
one time earlier this year someone asked me where i wanted to go to college and i said “burger king” because i thought they asked where i wanted to go for lunch and that pretty much sums up my life
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“That tacky bitch.” Ben Franklin
it is a proven fact that on any ride home from a field trip there will be a group of white people singing on the bus
her ass was on hush mode, my nigga. hush mode.
People just need to read the whole book. If you like Zombies…dead people come back to life in it I hear.
So much truth at the moment